Miss Haberkorn

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”

Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!

by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018

Homie Hamburger

A sexual act were one man is designated as the bottom bun. Another man lies over the bottom bun placing his dick inside the ass of the bottom. This act is repeated creating a chain of men stacked on top of one another with their dicks inside the man below them until a top bun is designated. This act is completely straight and not homosexual at all.

"Yo Rhett, are you going to be at the Homie Hamburger tonight?"

by Cumlord225 December 16, 2021

Kara hamburger

Kara is a hamburger and gets high, like a lot, hence why it’s called the devils lettuce. Hamburger Kara doesn’t really care that she is getting burgled she just doesn’t. She is also sitting in front of the infamous burger trentpaz.

OMG YOUR HAMBUGER IS SO HIGH KARA
At least it isn’t burnt and orange and looks like it’s on crack.
-Kara hamburger

by Brookiedd July 18, 2022

Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

by Shogun__ August 27, 2023

Hot hamburger sandwich

A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.

I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.

by Notevenclosetoarealname October 24, 2023

Plating My Hamburger

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.

"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.

Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.

by radioturtle December 5, 2021