flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

Yoda grape

when something has gotten out of hand or someone went too far

origin:
In the lead up to the release of Star Wars VII The force awakens, licensing for star was products was everywhere, even a packet of grapes with Yoda on them, star wars licensing got out of hand.

"those false lashes with coloured feathers on them she wore were the yoda grapes of makeup".

Taylor plays careless whisper on his saxaphone to a bachelorette party for 3 hours and their vaginas melt off

"Dude, Taylor shit got totally yoda grapes at the club on Saturday"

"punching your neighbours dog was a little yoda grapes"

by b.rex_ March 26, 2016

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017

pink grapes

The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor.

dude1: feed me more grapes slave
dude2: ok sir
dude1: PINK GRAPES

by your mom's left testicle July 7, 2012

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

graped out

forgetting to properly grip and sip while drinking grape drink, consequently resulting in a massive stomach ache

Thug 1: Yo you want another can of grape drink?
Thug 2" Nahh man, im feelin a little graped out

by Tha Grimace February 20, 2011