Grape Hanger

The testicles and or scrotum of a grown man.

God damn it Brenda! Your busting my grape Hangers.

by Philipo November 24, 2016

Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person

P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head

by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020

blood grapes

Clots of blood discharged during your period.

I have a lot of blood grapes this cycle.

by Periodexpert June 13, 2018

pink grapes

The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor.

dude1: feed me more grapes slave
dude2: ok sir
dude1: PINK GRAPES

by your mom's left testicle July 7, 2012

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.

I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.

by Fireclysm November 21, 2016

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017