A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
Get the government colonoscopymug. Motherfucker who likes woman.
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"
Not another Govern...
by Yeetus_Deletus_You August 13, 2023
Get the Governmug. Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.
by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018
Get the government stiffmug. An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner
by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023
Get the governmentmug. A group for the most elite and unintelligent people of the world
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations
This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses
No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations
This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses
No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
by DrywallEater January 3, 2025
Get the US Governmentmug. Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.
Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.
by Klueade December 22, 2020
Get the Government Christmasmug. the worst class a student will ever take. you thought AP lit was bad? hahaha. don’t underestimate the first chapter test. it’s about to be a dbq all over again for those who thought they were done with AP history classes. and the funniest thing is, this shit is required 😍
student 1: how did you do on the government test?
student 2: i bombed it... i got 22/43 right.
student 1: what the hell?!? i have the test next hour!
student 2: be prepared... the questions are just like the dbqs from last year.
student 2: i bombed it... i got 22/43 right.
student 1: what the hell?!? i have the test next hour!
student 2: be prepared... the questions are just like the dbqs from last year.
by mariyahhhh September 22, 2019
Get the governmentmug.