Gnome

Guh-no-mey

A garden gnome who was conscripted and conspired with other gnomes to become a more human gnome.

by viij January 2, 2023

GNOME

GNOME is ancient african word meaning "I need to be fat"

I'm using GNOME as my desktop, because I don't care that 99% or cpu and ram is in use.

by Ano Nim August 3, 2021

Gnomed

Gnomed means to have a gnome shoved up your anal

I’m going to get gnomed tomorrow night

by Get gnomed November 2, 2025

scrotum gnome

When you first notice a white hair under you scrotum.

I finally got my first scrotum gnome at age 35.

by Hooch poopie September 11, 2016

Gnoming

The act of carrying or transporting an overall useless or underpowered item in a game far past the point it is necessary to have.

The term refers to an achievement from Half Life 2: Episode Two where the player brings a gnome from early in the game to be placed in a rocket at the end.

"Can you believe that he brought that from the starting area to the finale boss?"

"I know he was totally Gnoming."

by Zann The Gonome April 24, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.

I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.

by Cat on the Hat March 14, 2011