Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Gaze glaze

The act or specific sexual fetish of intentionally ejaculating in someones eye’s or the desire to have jizz/cum squirted right into the eyes.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.

Gaze glaze me babe! Hold my eye’s open n squirt your jizz into them babe!

by Swami Prakata April 24, 2022

Holiday Glaze

When you ejaculate on the Christmas ham and serve it to your in-laws.

I gave the ham a holiday glaze after my mother in law said I should go easy on the sides at thanksgiving.

by LigmaCaulk November 21, 2020

Moon Glaze

To sexually please a woman from behind only to pull out and glaze her moon.

moon glaze

by roxas446 April 8, 2017

Glazing

When your give someone extreme praise unnecessarily, or when you hate on someone unnecessarily

Maurice “Alexsis ur shoes looks like something out of a trash can they’re horrendous”
MJ “Stop glazing”

by emjay! June 14, 2024

Glazing

The action of ejaculating an excessive amount and covering the whole room in a glaze of semen.

Oh my god Mark you can’t keep glazing in your room, it’s so hard to clean up!

by Child Pornographer April 27, 2021

glaze me

A phrase used to let people know they are meatriding you or are on your dick

Jayden: "Yo you got that drip on you who you feelin like?"
Fanum: "Yo glaze me glaze me"

by anonymous February 10, 2024