Glazed Munchkin

When you cum on someone's doorknob.

He glazed munchkins my house.

by The Glazer February 11, 2023

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Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".

Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011

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Glazing

A term used to describe people who inflate other's egos way too high. Also known as: Dick riding, meat sucking, donut frosting, semen sucking, enslaving oneself to please another.

Motherfuckers on Reddit GLAZING Gojo's meat right now. Shut the fucking hell up, cuz this nigga DEAD!

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

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glaze me

A phrase used to let people know they are meatriding you or are on your dick

Jayden: "Yo you got that drip on you who you feelin like?"
Fanum: "Yo glaze me glaze me"

by anonymous February 10, 2024

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Gaze glaze

The act or specific sexual fetish of intentionally ejaculating in someones eye’s or the desire to have jizz/cum squirted right into the eyes.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.

Gaze glaze me babe! Hold my eye’s open n squirt your jizz into them babe!

by Swami Prakata April 24, 2022

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