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The Iron Giant 

The Iron Giant is a freaking huge bad ass and he came from outer space but he doesn't remember anything. He is loaded with buttloads of hardware and weaponry and he could enslave the world or destroy it if he had the will but he is very gentle and innocent. He is a walking tank that's as tall as a tall building!! He befriends this little kid but the movie would be better if the giant just squashed the kid and blew up New York or something cool like that...
Kid playing video game: BLOW UP THAT TANK!!

Other kid playing video game: I can't that thing is like "The Iron Giant"!!!!

Kid playing video game: well if thats the case then were raped...
The Iron Giant by Gronnie December 20, 2010
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jolly green giant 

an extremely large gentleman from Whickam, tyne and wear whom bares a strong resemblance to postman pat and spends the morning striding the surrounding fields picking vegetables
The Jolly green giant of whickam bank.
jolly green giant by giant watcher November 7, 2008

Jolly Green Giant 

is a huge fellow that picks corn in Whickham rocks from side to side and says "ERRRRRRRM THEM LADS MAURA HELP ERRRRRRM HO HO HO"

.....remember the 80s tinned vegetable advert?
Jolly Green Giant by The G Man August 28, 2003

Jolly Green Giant 

A Green Giant is an extremely large gentleman who rocks from side to side while chanting "err Mora, those lads are taking the mick like, errm"
Jolly Green Giant by Ron Bell August 26, 2003

Green Giant

Where a man paints his Penis Green and Hulk Smashes it onto another persons face. Kind of like a mushroom stamp but with green paint and much more force.
Jeff was getting very excited with Mandy, when suddenly he asked to step away for a moment. When he returned his penis was painted green and he approached Mandy with a full run up speed and Hulk smashed his penis onto her cheek. The end result is a Green Giant on her face.
Green Giant by BenJeff September 21, 2012

Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...
Green Giant by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009

cultural giant 

A person place or thing that defines the very definition of the culture by monopolizing it's fix on the economy and material and psychological and logic being
Example: the Micheal Jordan is a A cultural giant his shoes, clothes line and appeal. people live bye his way, bye playing the same sport, try to get the same effect that he did and it is taught though out the African-American culture and its institutions to be like mike, Micheal Jordan is a "cultural gaint", his way is taught all over the world!
cultural giant by Cmcgowen November 9, 2015