garden troll

a fat ugly mug

a bitch off a girl garden troll

by your mom 727 March 21, 2017

Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.

Quit garden gnoming and play fair!

by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017

Finger garden

When you don’t have sex and instead use your hands for sexual pleasure

There was no sex but I went to the finger garden

by Tubbytron December 28, 2018

swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 27, 2011

Devil's Garden

to have a devils garden is to have a vagina with genital warts. A Devil's Garden was a small boxed in minefield used in desert warfare. There is about 17 million unexploded anti-personnel/anti-tank mines, artillery shells, bombs dropped by aircraft, machine gun, small arms, and mortar rounds that still remain beneath the sand in europe.

"dude, that chick has a devil's garden", "Promote abstinance to keep people from having a devil's garden" (like that works)

by ShadowMaster924 May 1, 2011

golden garden

The act of making your co worker believe they do not know the meaning of a phrase, so they feel left out and stupid.

We pretended golden gardens was a weird sexual act.

by Thesandeyman December 12, 2017

Garden of Sheden

The female equivalent to a "man cave" (as popularized in the film "I Love You, Man"; a space/location in which females can socialize and/or spend time by themselves. It often has a specific decor.

With her decorated walls and impressive vinyl collection, Juno MacGuff retired to her Garden of Sheden to inform Leah the results of her three pregnancy tests, via Hamburger Phone.

by ArmyOfUnicorns December 13, 2009