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gospel fucker 

A person who preaches the glory of god and the righteous nature of religious ideals but actively participates in scandal, financial corruption, bigotry and xenophobia. Therefore indoctrinating a vast array of scum of the earth type attributes.
That Jerry Falwell was a real gospel fucker! He conveyed the same detestable traits as that pompous ass of a politician Cheney...
gospel fucker by wrightr333 March 3, 2009
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cat fucker 

one who sticks his male genatailia into a felines anus
andrew w. is a total cat fucker
cat fucker by hehe12345 June 19, 2009

High Fiving Mother Fucker 

A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.

Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.

Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'
Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"

other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"

*Slaps Skin*

20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."

moth eating mother fucker

A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker
Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"

Selfish fucker 

When a male and a female have sex and the man cums first then just ends the session of intercourse without even trying to soldier on and give his partner any sort of orgasm.
Selfish fucker by Tommehhh February 20, 2009

sexy mother fucker 

refering to an attractive person. someone who is extremely hot. someone you want to do the second you lay eyes on them.
erin-looks at a emo boy-" DAMN THAT IS ONE SEXY MOTHER FUCKER"
taylor-looks over-" DAMN STRAIGHT"

hee haw mother fucker 

1. an ignorant redneck. 2. a person whom you don't like. 3. a person who is being stupid.
ex. "Look at that stupid hee haw mother fucker."
"What a stupid hee haw mother fucker."