fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

fuck with me

contact me; get a hold of me; holler at me; help me out; let's get together

dude1: hey what are you up to this weekend?

dude2: i have no clue, fuck with me!

or

--twitter user--

@hobopelican: here's the link to my new album/movie/song...fuck with me people!! (read: i'd like to precipitously increase my fan base, please check out whatever it is i may or may not be slinging.

by hobopelican August 17, 2010

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 28, 2008

fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

fuck me dead red

#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.

The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.

by ass butt August 27, 2003

FUCK ME 🍆🍑

People who want sex all day

ME- Ahh ahh ahh that felt so good push more in.
GIO- yeah
ME- I love that stick them balls. FUCK ME 🍆🍑

by FUCKMEINTHEASS1738 March 1, 2017

Catch me fuck me's

The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.

Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.

Google "desert stickers" for picture.

Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?

Because they're comfortable!

But they are hideous! God you look punchy!

by KState Legend December 10, 2010