Frosty Blumpkin

When you get Iced while receiving a Blumpkin

I was lucky enough to talk my girl into a Blumpkin the other day and she iced me. She hit with me with he Frosty Blumpkin

by PickloPete June 13, 2015

frosty mustache

When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes

I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache

by Frostymustacheman May 8, 2016

Frosty Loops

The action of trying to figure out who a boy/girl likes or takes interest in. One could tell another to "Frosty Loop" someone, which would mean working together into finding his/her/robots crush.

"Dude who does Pamela like?"
"I don't know, lets Frosty Loops her"

by FreeBlockB4/D2 November 19, 2011

Frosty the SnoWoman

"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.

As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......

The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....

Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....

That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....

They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....

Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....

I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....

Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....

by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022

Frosty Steve

When a man unleashes his sperm into a condom and then the girl freezes it ties it and then uses it too pleasure herself at a future day.

YO JOE I GAVE HER THAT FROSTY STEVE LAST NIGHT NO CAP

by musicalman400 October 17, 2021

Frosty Bean

After you have too many daiquiris and then give a girl oral sex

I got really intoxicated and offered Sarah the frosty bean, she said yes!!!

by Bean Dover December 6, 2022

Frosty Jaw

When you slurp up a dick and a Wendy's frosty in your mouth at the same time.

She sure gave him the frosty jaw that time. No straw needed!

by Blowjobs are my other job. October 17, 2022