Fred

Fred the purple octopus, he is not like the other octopuses

Fred is cuter than you

by TCNade February 17, 2021

Fred

Something george (weasley) doesn't have

Ready Fred? Ready George.

by Miyamoto_Nezumi December 30, 2020

Fred

Big ass fourhead

Fred just has a big fourhead

by Me457098765432 March 24, 2023

Fred

Slang in South Australia for a helix piercing (the top of the ear where the cartilage is). Peaked in the late 90s and is mostly unknown today, but every so often you'll overhear a mention of it.

Tobias: My ear canes, I got a Fred done at Marion earlier.
Levi: A what now?
Tobias: Never fucking mind.

by xiaoyun the lizard queen December 14, 2021

Fred

A Very Old Ferret.

Fred is a ferret of mine

by Kochi ❤️ March 26, 2022

Fred

That typical pest of a pet, gets on your absolute nerves but all is forgiven when they come cuddle up next to you. They are so intelligent yet so dopey.

Why’s there feathers everywhere? … Fucking Fred

Stop pissing me off Fred!

The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!

by Flyingsquirrel123 July 18, 2023

FRED!

A person who kidnaps kids in the basement

Oh no Timmy it’s FRED!

by gaysexenjoyer123 May 25, 2022