Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet
I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.
by D-McNasty December 30, 2011
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Velcro Ass

The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.
Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.
by YunChop January 13, 2018
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Ass

someone who unreasonably makes fun of others. They start problems and are not very nice. They tend to be self-centred and never really realize how much of an ass they are. All they do is critisize the things others do wrong and doesnt try to fix themselvs
Ass: "Bobby, your such a loser, why are you trying to help others with their work, don't act like a tool"
Bobby: "your such an ass, just dont ask me to help u next time. Why dont u look at yourself before you think everybody else i a hater. You think others always critisize too much"
by inrialiti February 20, 2011
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ass in a sling

The state of being in a great deal of trouble; usually brought by one's own stupidity or ineptitude
You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!
by hummingharpman December 07, 2013
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Ass. Consultant

Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.
Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
by RandyRhoads84 December 26, 2016
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Belt to ass

I just saw mimi and put belt to ass
by 313mimi February 22, 2023
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tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.
I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
by jpg3 August 28, 2011
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