The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.
Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
by crimsoncape January 14, 2024
Get the Stanleyedmug. 
by Benhopso389 December 3, 2018
Get the Stanley and Niamhmug. A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.
by Big fisher. August 2, 2022
Get the David Stanleymug. (adj.)
- feeling of discomfort or unease particularly due to repetition.
*dizzy, nauseous, etc*
(n.)
- a person who finds relief in repetition.
- feeling of discomfort or unease particularly due to repetition.
*dizzy, nauseous, etc*
(n.)
- a person who finds relief in repetition.
"uergh I've been playing this game for a while, i feel a little stanley"
Person A: getting the same lunch for 2 weeks
Person B: "aren't you a Stanley"
Person A: "yeah maybe I am"
Person A: getting the same lunch for 2 weeks
Person B: "aren't you a Stanley"
Person A: "yeah maybe I am"
by valwoowoo July 5, 2024
Get the Stanleymug. When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.
These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.
by ut4wade November 1, 2010
Get the the Stanley Dean conditionmug. by demigoggle September 7, 2021
Get the Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academymug.