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A pretty nice guy in general. He is very handsome and will always be there for you through everything. Jesus is the type of guy to always be by your side no matter what.
by anàsdkk366 April 8, 2018
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a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.
ya'll need jesus!!!!
by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015
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The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.
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Sum guy w/ a famous dad
'jesus is ma G'
by d1mzy February 18, 2018
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jesus is the best
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fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
jesus is not anyone savior
by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020
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A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”
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