church juice

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN

“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”

by copelily82 =) you got it July 10, 2021

Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church

They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church

by Mickelyawner September 01, 2022

chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

Pucci Church

Pucci Church is the best jojo discord, even better than gacha heat servers.

"Oh, Pucci Church is the best version of hell I've been to 😎

by December 21, 2020

Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.

-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

gabe church

A guy that is somewhat popular and is the most horny guy in the school. He seeks for one night stands with multiple girl.

That Gabe church kid is the most horny guy I've seen!

by Ndndndbf November 25, 2016

thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church

Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes

by Le_ra September 29, 2019