Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass

Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!

by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021

Minecraft Church

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church

“ quick i need to hide from the immigration police”
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”

by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019

God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!

by theLmastet September 27, 2017

church juice

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN

“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”

by copelily82 =) you got it July 9, 2021

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015

Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.

-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Rose Church

If you have a Rose Church, you are lucky as shit! She is the most shy but also the most crazy human ever. She either loves anime or nothing. On her crazy side, she will literally try to stab you and scream at the top of her lungs.. But however on her shy side she will probably only talk to the people who she trusts and loves. Furthermore, she will give anyone to enemies or brothers a million chances! Any Rose will have time for a little joke whether it’s in a do or die situation or just eating food.

1 Character: Rose Church is so kind, you should talk to her.
2 Character: She seems weird and isn’t she like a psychopath.?
1 Character: NO! She’s just special and an amazing friend!

by The Memey Guy July 17, 2020