floating memory

Phrase that can be used to explain the forgetting habit after smoking weed and feeling blank in mind.

Hey man! The two puffs I got from that blunt,gave me the greatest floating memory ever.

by Elianiray July 4, 2016

floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.

Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.

by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017

Floaties

The separation of juicy material in craft beer.

Focal banger and heady topper are so juicy that floaties appear when the juiciness separates.

by #fanboy June 26, 2017

floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach

GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus

by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

floated car

To rent a car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer

by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019

floaty bag

A person who is not very smart.

I hate when Alex gets invited out, she's a bit of a floaty bag and always says something dumb.

by Llloooggg April 6, 2020