Flak 22

A Nazicore/Shitcore band formed out of Braselton, Ga. Known for their nonexistent songs, McDonald visits, Xbox 360 playing, and getting drunk off half a beer while trying to figure out their instruments.

Ex:

Thomas: Are yous guys readys fors thes shittiest metals yous evers heard! We're FLAK 22!!! FORS AMERICA!!!

Thomas: HOLY SHITS!!!! Listens to this FUCKINGS METALS!!!...... MCDONALDS and Heils Hitlers!!!

Ryan: Is my bass amp on?!

Thomas: Clint whys isn't yours amp ons?

Clint: What's an amp? That sounds sketchy man, I'm calling the cops!

by John Sidney McCain II August 14, 2009

frost-my-flakes

After much intercourse you will bend your partner over thenforth proceed to release spurm/ or ejaculate onto your partners back. then proceed to shake your hair rapidly releasing a snow like structure that is known as dandruff. this will only work if you can hold yoir spurm and not shower for weeks.

man 1: dude theres A serious white mountain lion in your bedroom. man 2: no dude me and the misses water has been out for sometime and she aske me to frost-my-flakes. man 1: lucky!!!

by jotcarlos March 2, 2011

pissing in my corn flakes

to piss someone off

he is pissing in my corn flakes today

by AlexUttarakhand July 6, 2015

Flake

A flake is a person of weak character. When the going gets tough, they can't handle it and give up. They tend to be the end product of parents that spoiled them rotten. Many upper middle class kids who had parents that gave them cars, toys, nice clothes and did not make them work as teenagers turn out to be useless flakes that have no concept of how to get by in the real world. Flakes tend to let their emotions get the best of them. You can tell right away if a girl is a flake because as soon as she gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is crying and sobbing to her best friends over a cell phone. Flakes are not reliable when it comes to following through on their commitments. They are used to having it easy so when they fail, they break down and blame their weakness on their friends. Flaky parents don't have the balls to discipline their kids so their kids turn out to be useless spoiled brats that couldn't change a flat tire to save their lives and waste their time on facebook, texting and shopping. Although flaky women tend to be very attractive, they are incredibly boring to be with because all they do is watch MTV and follow the latest scandals of Hollywood.

Flakes make me sick. They are sore losers who drift through life like lumps of crap because they can afford it for one reason or the other.

by Cecil-1984crem March 8, 2009

Flake

alternate pronunciation - FLAKE (must be yelled)

As a noun, it is a person who is completely fake. They constantly need attention and must be liked by everyone, even if it means stabbing someone else in the back to do it (as long as the other person doesn't find out, and if they do, everything can be solved by a *hug*).

As a verb, it means to perform a retroaction, in a manner pertaining to the noun form. For example, ditching one friend to hang out with two friends, because two is more than one (do the math; it's true).

As an adjective, it means completely devoid of personality or character. Also, refering to everything as "the coolest," despite the fact that there can only be one "coolest."

I enjoy a bowl of frosted flakes in the morning.

by steelman August 16, 2003

candy flakes

Iridescent sparkles, especially as used in cosmetics.

"My manicurist recommended this really insipid shade of nail polish-- frosty iridescent pink with shiny little candy flakes in it. I mean, what am I, in seventh grade?"

by Sparkina1967 July 22, 2004

Flakey

Someone who does not ever answer their text messages or phone.

Wow, I've texted Tara 34 times in the last 5 seconds and she still hasn't answered... she's flakey that way.

by Arat Nahtekcm February 21, 2012