I can't believe Hilary and Sarah actually hooked up. I bet it was a real fist fight. hate fuck lesbian prolapse
by Doc Bliss March 29, 2015
Get the Fist fightmug. noun:
1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.
2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.
2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."
Joe: "Very intresting..."
Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...
Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."
Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
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Alternate Ending
Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
Joe: "Very intresting..."
Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...
Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."
Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
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Alternate Ending
Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the Mr.Slippery Fistmug. When two straight men bend over the pong table and their other straight friend comes over and rams his fists up their assholes using a quick athletic motion.
Hey Rob I really don't feel like going out tonight looking for girls, lets just stay in the dorm, i'll drink my margarita mix, you can dip, and alejandro will give us fist pumps.
by Byla November 4, 2009
Get the Fist Pumpsmug. When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.
Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
by E. Barrett March 7, 2008
Get the Monkey Fistmug. a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.
wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.
by StiZOne April 10, 2003
Get the waffle fistmug. When a person has a boner that looks like and or feels like a erection that is strong and or going to burst. One could even use said erection to poke many things.
Jim: Hey man how did you and sarah work out last night.
Bob:dude I got a "Rocket Fist" and she saw. She couldn't stop looking.
Bob:dude I got a "Rocket Fist" and she saw. She couldn't stop looking.
by Some FN Guy December 26, 2009
Get the Rocket Fistmug. An alternative to 'pull the trigger' when committing on a large or comment worthy purchase.
Also fisted, fisting.....
Also fisted, fisting.....
I'm about to fist the kumquat on the latest Golf R lease deal.
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?
by Ftk16 November 16, 2016
Get the fist the kumquatmug.