You wouldn’t find that embarrassing

You wouldn’t find it embarrassing if people found out Jimmy Savile was a Jew? Don’t you think that would be embarrassing? I hope you guys do…otherwise I don’t want anything to do with you

You wouldn’t find that embarrassing

by Death Menace April 18, 2022

F Around And Find Out

Finding out something by accident, or telling someone to (mostly because you don't know the answer or can't be bothered to tell them)

John: Hey Jack, how do you get through Viridian Forest in Pokémon Yellow? I've been trying to progress for ages...
Jack: Just F around and find out bro
John: bruuuuuuuh

by ProHaker May 25, 2025

go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.

Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*

by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025

Find the Markers

this is based of BFDI

Man 1: Let's play Find the Markers together :
Man 2: sure
Karen: NO NO NO NOT GUD GAME DELETE DELETE DELETE

by romcu_pz January 21, 2024

Couldn’t find you!

When you wake up from sleep & your loved one is not there! You search for them and cannot find them.

I became sad when I couldn’t find you!

by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019

Find the albinauric woman

...she hides in a cave west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.

Find the albinauric woman to get a cool summon. Then summon her for the Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-knowing boss fight to make his defeat more ironic.

by Exterminator (not really) February 4, 2025

Find My

the thing that actually doesn’t help you find your phone

Yo! Chase! Have you heard my phone going off?
Chase: no, why?
You: well, i turned Find My on and it isn’t fucking working!!!!!!
Chase: reasonable crash-out

by whatdahaillllll February 27, 2025