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Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree
Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo
by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020
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goat fence

Code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk.
My friend is driving down to Ann Arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm's harvest gathering party next weekend!
by Bumbledick November 30, 2015
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Fence

¹A barrier that prevents people, animals or other things from passing over, or underneath it.

²A person who is used as a middleman between a seller and a buyer of illegal goods.
¹"Your dog ain't getting over my fence!"

² "I've got a contact who can fence it." -Harvey
by yogha September 10, 2023
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Fenced

Bro I was so fenced last night.
by Red Raddish November 1, 2017
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Fence Jumper

An illegal immigrant, more specifically
an illegal immigrant from mexico.

A white man that prefers to date and have sex with black women.

MineCraft Mod
#1
Thomas: Bob came from Mexico illegally right
Jeff: No that was Urmum

#2
Bob: Did you know Thomas liked black women
Jeff: No way, I can't believe he's a fence jumper!!
Bob: It's true

#3
Bob: How did you jump over that fence?
Urmum: It's a mod
by LaLechuga November 14, 2019
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Fencing Thrust

"A Fencing thrust" a technique used in "Sword fighting" when you or your opponent grabs their victim from behind and proceeds to thrust their "Fencing stick" into the opponents rectum.
"Hey did you hear what Jonny did to Max yesterday?"

"No".

"Jonny destroyed Max's ass using a Fencing thrust, Max isnt going to be able to sit for a week!"
by Satoshigekkoga December 3, 2019
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Fresh Off The Fence

A person who has been recently released from prison.
Man, it is too soon for you to fall in love. You are fresh off the fence.
by Vampyre318 December 20, 2015
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