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Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.
My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!
by Slimcady August 1, 2022
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Wave the French Flag

"I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."
by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023
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french fry cock

Small, skinny black cock. So-called in irony due to the myth that black men are better endowed than white or Asian men.

Therefore, girls are amused when they see a french fry cock.
Dude, you've got a french fry cock! It's smaller than my white ex-boyfriend's!
by katielicious_xxx February 13, 2010
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french Kayak

a sexual act where the male puts his testicles inside the females vagina and proceeds to "row" his penis in a back and forth motion.
bob asked his girlfriend if he could take her on a French Kayak, little did she know it had nothing to do with water.
by kayaker February 12, 2010
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French Faceoff

From the favorite passtime of french soldiers in world war 2, the French Faceoff is an act where two gentlemen adopt a strong, lunging posture, grasp one another's penises, and feverishly jerk off each other's genitalia while maintaining an intense state of eye contact. The loser of the contest is the individual who ejaculates.
Cpt. LeBlanc and LT. Jean-Pierre were bored on the front line, and needed to live to the morning. They grasped each other's erect penises, and LeBlanc spouted ejaculate into the fresh French morning air. He was the loser of the French faceoff. Fin.
by Paolo Cortez February 7, 2012
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frisky frenchman

When a girl jacks you off with her armpit and then your dick ends up smelling like B.O.
Holy shit she gave him a frisky frenchman.
by jack hoffman May 13, 2005
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frenching

1. Making out using tongue. Quite pleasurable.
2. The act of getting your nails french manicured.
1. His little sister walked in while we were frenching, so we had to bribe her with chocolate.
2. I totally got my nails frenched, how hot are they?
by Mariam February 11, 2005
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