Solo Facial

The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.

Bill: Why the long face, Jack?

Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....

Bill: What happened?

Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............

Bill: So then what happened?

Jack: My wife found me and got me down.

Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?

Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...

Bill: Could it get any worse?

Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...

by ForTheFührer! July 28, 2009

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facial

Applying beauty supplies to one's face mainly done at a salon.

I'm going to get a facial done at The Red Door Salon later this afternoon.

by Allison December 22, 2003

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irish facial

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.

After a night of heavy drinking, Sean gave a lucky girl an Irish Facial. Now they're after her lucky charms!! MMMMMM delicious.

by Sean Ches July 28, 2010

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fareal

A sarcastic way of showing you already knew something.

"Fareal!"

by Tishia December 9, 2002

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Facial

When someone is making a facial expression that they are unaware of that makes them look odd or borderline retarded. This is mostly seen when someone is in deep concentration or stoned and driving a car down the Interstate, staring deeply into a computer screen, or wrecked out of their mind on the couch without a clue of where they are and what they are watching!

Guy 1 - "Dude, did you see the look on that guy driving the Dodge Dart we just passed?"
Guy 2 - "Hell ya bro...dude had a serious facial going on!"

by Turdpiper September 5, 2013

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