Evan

Evan is an annoying and clingy weird human being. he’s so fucking clingy and doesn’t even let you eat cereal without clinging to you. he is the definition of a simp.

Have you met Evan? Yeah he’s really annoying.

by evanandreesetogether June 25, 2020

Evan Bayes

Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.

JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"

by MysteryMan03 August 27, 2020

Evan

a fat stinky ugly whale shaped, hippopotamis round circled obese fuck, gets triggered over anything stutters everytime he talks, doesnt know how to speak and says ¨uhh¨ every sentence, likes honeybuns, twinkes, little debbies chocholate covered donuts, is gay as fuck, a dumbass hick, a loner, has no friends, no one likes an evan. they´re all fat and future obese my 600 pound life stars.

me: ¨hey look its evan¨
friend: ¨oh no, not that diabetic fuck¨

by bigsnagn February 24, 2022

Evan

A guy with an amazing dad.

Hey hod dad is fit.
Yeah that's evan.

by Evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvan July 8, 2012

evanee

Evanee is absolutely stunning! She is an outgoing person, and she makes mistakes but no one can stay mad at her. She is a hard worker and people look up to her. She is also very stubborn.

Evanee is the best.

by Quesadilla's are bomb!! November 14, 2017

Evan

A Evan is a guy that’s gives the best hug and makes everyone feel good on the inside when with them and he seems to have tons of energy you would like to take away from him who most of his friends are girls but seem not to be able to date them and always gets in to a friend zone while trying learn how to say no to other girls

Man I think I pulled an Evan in class today with Taylor

by Ricktickler2000 February 9, 2018

Evan

Best dog.

Whatte evan

by Dogowners.Inc February 28, 2020