Eddie Keane is a gentleman who only has two friends! “Ste Hill with the gout knees” & “Dave Parky” the guy who stabs people.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”
I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”
I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
Hey Eddie Keane, what gossip have you got for me today?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
Get the Eddie Keanemug. by Jake Pogi February 8, 2021
Get the Eddie Thirstymug. by That Old Arby's wrapper January 7, 2022
Get the Uncle Eddiemug. *Person 1 to person 2* - "don't for get to bring angle hair pasta noodles. It's critical for the dish"
*Person 2* - "Here you go! Got you some spaghetti noodles."
*Person 1* - "oh you Eddie spaghetti!! We needed angle hair noodles."
*Person 2* - "Here you go! Got you some spaghetti noodles."
*Person 1* - "oh you Eddie spaghetti!! We needed angle hair noodles."
by Juan Pelotas November 1, 2018
Get the Eddie Spaghettimug. A slut. A Taylor Eddy likes whoring around with your bestfriends boyfriend & likes to perfusley drink alcohol all day everyday, & brag about people pulling swats in her pool on twitter that NO ONE cares about. Oh & she is ugly & makes me wanna' throw up everywhere. Hating may be 'stupid' or 'immature' but that's cool. 'Cause everyone does it. Especially a Taylor Eddy.
by monkeyfarm January 1, 2012
Get the Taylor Eddymug. He's the baddest most fucking lit person ever. Eddy Bell is a kid who grew up in the hood. He can party the hardest and he is the best person to have in your life
by Savagekiller21 November 3, 2019
Get the Eddy Bellmug. "the act of doing a huge shite, comparable in size with that of a baby otter or oversized croissant"
"dood im goin' to do the eddy dance...i jus ate 12 pork sausages for lunch and feel im goin to give birth to a food baby!"
by Tits McFace April 22, 2009
Get the the eddy dancemug.