a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.
Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
by lunarwena June 20, 2011
Get the last night on earth speech mug.In the context of non-Astronaut Earth-dwellers, this is a quality which refers to someone who is grounded without being in trouble. They have no choice but to consume and trust the information received from their senses. They attempt to understand what you're attempting to communicate and attempt to assure you that they are able to & capable of attempting to make sense of it. In contrast, those who hail from planetary bodies other than Earth, yet exhibit the same qualities, are often regarded as "alien".
by KeenG April 13, 2019
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That annoying itch you get inside your ear, just under you ear-bud, forcing you to take it in order to get to it.
by JSHT August 25, 2010
Get the Earphone itch mug.Sometimes called by it's Latin name, 'Terra', The Earth is a super computer designed by Deep Thought, another super computer, and payed for by two pandiminsional beings Loonquawl and Phouchg. This computer was so advanced that others began calling it a 'planet', and soon life itself sprang from it's main matrices. The 'humans', 'Earthlings', etc. that were brought forth were socially adaptible, and had the amazing ability to learn from other's mistakes (and strangely enough, an apparent disinclination to do so). The 'planet' itself was mostly harmless, untill it was demolished to make way for an intergalactic bipass by Vogons (a nastly lot, them), leading to the production of Earth Mk. II, which is where we live today.
Imagine there's no such thing as a cheeseburger.
Now, imagine there's no more McDonald's.
Now, the USD is gone.
Now imagine there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?
Now, imagine there's no more McDonald's.
Now, the USD is gone.
Now imagine there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?
by TabGuy January 3, 2011
Get the Earth mug.The real hell. According to sacred Gnostic texts, has been and will be the darkest planet in the entire universe with more than 70% of it's inhabitants being ether dark or gray spirited. All life will end in 2100.
by *Dee* May 10, 2006
Get the Earth mug.Similar to carpel tunnel, where your wrists get sore from lots of typing; earpel tunnel is syndrome where your earlobes get sore from wearing a headset.
by aworminanapple April 29, 2010
Get the Earpel Tunnel mug.After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.
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