Discourteous driver

During sex when the man (driver) switches lanes (holes) without signaling

Mary had trouble sitting after a night with Dave. She told all her friends she was up for anything but didn't expect him to be a discourteous driver.

by BigWave December 29, 2008

asscar driver

Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.

This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.

by Dr. Dentatus July 11, 2011

Jamaican Pile Driver

The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.

The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"

Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"

Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"

Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"

Dude 2: "Rad"

by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009

Cadillac Driver

A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)

Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

Yellow Car Drivers

People who think they're really cool, often found hanging around the outside of Krispy Kreme's at night. Usually have a done up car (mostly yellow) and have a large group of friends with done up cars.

Girl driving passed Krispy Kreme's: "Shit, look at all the yellow car drivers!"
Friend: "I know they think their sooooo cool!"

by White car driver.. May 20, 2009

Detroit Driver

A person that drives in the passing lane (left) slower than the traffic on the right. They will not move over, but they will however speed up to prevent others from moving into the lane s/he is in. They are the really slow drivers in the middle lane of a freeway. In addition, Detroit Drivers do not like to allow on-ramp freeway traffic to merge into the lane they are driving in, even if they are behind the merging car. Most importantly, they will appear to drive without being aware that what they are doing is rude.

You can watch as this phenomonon dissipates as soon as you leave Michigan (esp the Ohio border).

There he goes, another Detroit Driver, won't move over so we can pass, but look at how he sped up when you tried to pass him on the left.

Detroit Drivers do not even know that the left lane is for passing traffic.

by osirica June 16, 2007

Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver

When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.

Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"

Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"

Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"

by Dirty Mick March 14, 2011