It is a place outside of time where one may live or visit that has proven to be the asshole of the world and be populated predominantly with Douchebags--A Cultural Wasteland.
Friend on phone: Hey Bro, I just got back to the States. I should be back in (fill in the blank) in a few hours.
Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.
Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.
by PhoenixCat February 5, 2012
Get the Douchebagopolis mug.a illness or disease in which a person is repeatedly attracted to men that are douchebags and continue to date and/or hookup with them despite their douchebaginess.
Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.
by NinaM November 8, 2011
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1) Actively engaging in highly-unacceptable, douche-like behavior.
2) Being a douche or douchebag in practice.
2) Being a douche or douchebag in practice.
To commit so many loathsome acts at once, Jim's behavior could best be characterized as douchebaggary.
His behavior was beyond unacceptable! It was pure douchbaggary.
His behavior was beyond unacceptable! It was pure douchbaggary.
by Dr. T. December 11, 2012
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Get the douchebagest mug.Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
Get the Douchebag Feminism mug.This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
Get the douchebaggery in the 3rd degree mug.Someone who increases a drug by 5500% from $13.50 to $750 per pill, for a life-threatening parasitic infection and suggests, “This isn’t the greedy drug company trying to gouge patients, it is us trying to stay in business.”
You might be a douchebag if you try to justify price gauging the fuck out of sick patients who's medicine and sole means of survival just went through the roof because of your greed.
by PLAWNASAURUSREX November 5, 2015
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