by the bad dick November 16, 2016
by Dookenit April 06, 2011
A variation on the phrase, what it do, commonly used as a greeting, with "Not shit" being the only acceptable response.
Correct usage.
Me: Yo, nigga, what-a-dookie?
My nigga: Not shit.
Incorrect usage.
Me: What-a-dookie, nigga?
Square: Oh, nothing much.
Me: Man, that shit's wack. What the fuck kinda answer is that? *slap*
Me: Yo, nigga, what-a-dookie?
My nigga: Not shit.
Incorrect usage.
Me: What-a-dookie, nigga?
Square: Oh, nothing much.
Me: Man, that shit's wack. What the fuck kinda answer is that? *slap*
by Timmy McNignuts January 31, 2008
When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.
Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.
by Eman1187 May 08, 2009
"gym class"- mac has dooky stained whity tidies-bob- haha ! mac has dooky stains!! -mac- ooh nooo i forgot to wipe:( bad case of dooky stains.d
by thatoneguy? July 17, 2011
by A-Pdiddy™ February 07, 2019
The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.
Ass to boob poop-fucking.
Ass to boob poop-fucking.
Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"
by Neal Patrick Harris, MD February 01, 2009