Dooklear Bomb

A bowel movement of massive proportions, usually requiring more than one flush.

I clogged up the toilet downstairs because of a dooklear bomb I dropped after eating that burrito.

by JMP26 February 23, 2010

Dookie Money

Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.

Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!

Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!

One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!

by AlbinoRhino&IBald August 25, 2013

dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

dookiebun

When a guy puts his hair in a bun and it resembles a pile of goat dookie.

Look at josues hair ,he is sporting a dookiebun

by richard1269 November 7, 2014

dookie shuffle

The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.

I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.

by Sparky D63 September 5, 2015

dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.

"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016

Dookiefrump

A clothing-based manoeuvre whereby a stain, usually an excrement stain, is hidden by a strategic frump, or fold, made in the fabric.

Hey dude, nice Dookiefrump! I can barely tell that you shit ...yourself.

by Brozaza August 14, 2016