dickletyzed

A woman who becomes religious because a man she's into is a Jesus junky.

Jackie used to be a hoochie mamma, but Joey totally dickletyzed her, now she goes to church, reads a bible, and has a rosary hanging on her bed, where the handcuffs used to be.

by drbillyg May 17, 2011

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

Dickleosis

Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.

*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.

Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.

by Sam Merc February 22, 2013

Dickleberg

A person usually a guy who has a lot of dick (and idiot) shoved into his personality

"He is such a dickleberg I can't believe I was friends with him"

by Chabenanchii September 25, 2013

Dinkleganger

A doppelgänger, but much, much smaller than the person they look like. As in, Peter Dinkledge from Game of Thrones proportions. Best used when referring to the long lost tiny twin of a defensive lineman, doorman, or other stereotypically large person.

Dude, I just saw The Fridge's Dinkleganger on the quad.

by Mandygooed98 September 24, 2014

Dinkleganger

A doppelgänger, but much, much smaller than the person they look like. As in, Peter Dinkledge from Game of Thrones proportions. Best used when referring to the long lost tiny twin of a defensive lineman, doorman, or other stereotypically large person.

Dude, I just saw The Fridge's Dinkleganger on the quad.

by Mandygooed98 September 24, 2014

Dickle

The pre cum that dangles on the tip of the penis (may get solid if left there)

Dude, she teased me so hard, I saw some dickle

by SpaceWalking March 5, 2015