Dingle Douche Burger

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.

I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!

by Mrs. Raechel Shiny May 31, 2011

Chinese Dingle Trap

The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.

Bob and Barry are on their way to the E.R. because the dumbass's did a Chinese Dingle Trap

by Rob and Brian do your mom July 15, 2018

jingle my dingle

Jingling someones dingle is very nice and relaxing.

Bro im so stressed i might aswell jingle my dingle

by Joek33m December 01, 2022

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

by frenchfrytherapy May 10, 2023

dingle-ly-doodle

mans little friend, dick

While Jim and I were having a little fun, his dingle-ly-doodle decided to join in!

by mandrez September 25, 2004

Bri'ish Quandale Dingle

The Bri'ish version of Quandale Dingle

Posh Man 1: Is Quandale Dingle really that posh?
Posh Man 2: Nah but Bri'ish Quandale Dingle is.

by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022

Dingle Berry But Lick

A person who licks a Piece of hard poop off another persons but hole

"Dude Shut up" Why dont you-you dingle berry but lick!

by Bryce Wright April 30, 2010