desert island person

The one person you would want with you if you were stranded on a desert island.

Megan Fox is definitely my desert island person.

by ca22ny July 1, 2011

deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024

Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024

Sickly foal from brown desert

A very cool youtuber 😎

I Stan sickly foal from brown desert , she’s amazing

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021

Desert Velocity

Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together💗💗💗🥎🥎 They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!💗

E1 Prospects - Omg did you see Desert Velocity beat Corona Angels

Xtereme- Really? WOW

by i_love_you_💗 June 15, 2019

desert lip

cottonmouth.

i got 3rd degree desert lip from smoking to much herb

by og786598 October 14, 2011