Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 15, 2013

running deer

When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around

Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016

sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 13, 2016

broken deer leg

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.

Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.

by studyvin February 4, 2017

Teedle deedle

A small penis

Man #: You look fly ass hell, shawty, let me do you up!
Woman #: Don't nobody want that teedle deedle, get the hell on.

by Smokey Brown June 4, 2018

little deer

lulu harrington’s nick name for being lost in school

lulu harrington is a little deer lost in head lights

by pastaitalia2 September 10, 2018