Glenn Dale

Glenn Dale, Maryland is an unspeakably boring suburb in an even more unspeakably dull suburban county (Prince Georges) adjacent to Washington, D.C., which likes to think of itself as the "most important city in the most important country in the world." Right. Roger that. In any event, a quick check of Wikipedia evinces a number of stultifyingly boring facts about Glenn Dale: it's exclusive claim to fame is that it is home to Glenn Dale hospital, an abandoned sanitorium. Whether the purpose of said sanitorium was for the physically or mentally diseased is left unclear, but its proximity to Washington, D.C. rather suggests the latter. Otherwise, Glenn Dale is an unremarkable, ho-hum dreary place to find yourself trapped on the long road to nowhere. Unlike some other venues which may have a lack of stimulating shopping, dining and cultural opportunities, Glenn Dale does not even have noteworthy scenery to relieve the otherwise unrelenting boredom of its physical surroundings. No, those who dwell there have abandoned all hope.

Cons: Surrounded by crime, strip malls mostly built in the 1950s and 1960s, lousy climate where the humidity rarely drops below 90% in summer and winters are bitter and frigid.

Pros: BWI Airport is close by so you can leave in a really big hurry if you have the wits about you to do so.

A Glenn Daler is a kind of Archie Bunker from the D.C. suburbs. Example of his behavior can be seen here:

Typical Friday evening in Glenn Dale--

Gus: Hey, Betty, you wanna go up to Bowie to go shopping for some Natty Boh?

Betty: Naw, Hon, let's just stay here and watch the glue dry on the new wallpaper.

Gus: Sounds good.

by Fariseo November 5, 2010

Wood Dale

Home of Wannabe gang bangers that do drugs to be cool and home of J. B. Pritzker the lori lightfoot of the Northwest suburbs

Did you hear about that fight in wood dale, I heard they both cried at the end

by TheRollinStoner126 April 12, 2020

dale gribble

When a daulton charles inserts his penis in a grown ass mans ear. Then licks the cum out of his ear an mixes it with a warm pot of chili.

Dude i had some mean dale gribble yesterday.

by chad dieter October 31, 2009

Daley'd

To blatently violate the rules of MMA(UFC specifically) by hitting your oponent LONG after the bell signaled the end of the round.

Come on man. Andy Whynaught's "at-the-buzzer" hit, during the Respect in the Cage at Fox Theater in Pomona, CA on 7/30/11, was NOTHING like when Koscheck got Daley'd during his fight at UFC 113.

by REMJR August 2, 2011

dalela

The one who has one of the sense of humour. These are the people who can either make you a star or fuck you up . meaning- Vulgur comedian .

Dude that guy is not just dispecable he's dalela

by the mighty god father January 22, 2014

Dale

A real son of a bitch most of the time or all the time I guess. But can be a good friend at times, I party animal, the fucking most fire parties are when those son of a bitch Dale are their, Dales are never in a good mood always a fucking hoe, fucking stupid fuck, their the type of person that throws up at ur cousins party ina decorative bowl that’s on the table, most people want to kill Dale and that’s reasonable he’s a cunt,l. If ur name is fake and ur reading this fuck u.

Dale

by El-Birdi May 22, 2019

Dale

White trash women beater name.
If you date a dale know that it is way to much work and you usually get left in the cold like his exs he said were "crazy". When in reality he plays mind games and cheats and lies. Even to you right now. Also more then likely has a chode

"Look at that dale in a wife beater over there"
"Gives off emo qife beater vibes"
"He wont break eye contact"
"Dude, what a weird Dale"

by B_ spitta June 25, 2019