Full custody is the act of shooting your load onto someone and then grabbing it; maintaining control, so you can rid of the evidence in a one fell swoop before they can do anything to make you pay child support.
"Oh shucks, I just finished on this girl, I better take Full Custody of my load before this crazy woman does something drastic with my unegged children."
by Grossman27 November 8, 2025
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My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
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Get the Lmao i aint no custodian mug.Roy the custodian is the mascot of glynn academy. he will get you out of class and let you help him and bobby clean the cafeteria or go to the teachers lounge. he is usually found holding a knife to someone’s throat or calling someone a “lil bitchass” or a “dumbass” no one will snitch on him because he will kill them
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