Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019

e-crisis

existential online crisis

"Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"

by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019

Meme Crisis

A "Meme Crisis" is when you use a shitty meme as a response

Guy 1: what a simp
Guy 2: wow you hit a meme crisis or something?

by Vxmpire May 8, 2020

roman.crisis_ins

roman.crisis_ins is an editor that tries to help out the amv community as much as he can. Also his edits are really smooth.

Roman.crisis_ins helped me out on making my flow better.

by Editor definitions June 12, 2020

Extensional crisis

Something you have when you fail to do something easy as hell, and you feel like a piece of trash

Mom:"what did you do to the food?!"
Me:"I burnt it with a candle"
Mom:"what"

Me:"What's the meaning of life"
Mom:"oh not an extensional crisis again..."

by BoopBopBish May 29, 2021

Platonic Crisis

A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones

-I'm having a platonic crisis right now.

-I'm in a platonic crisis.

by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021

Bidentity crisis

When a bisexual person starts dating someone new and has an identity crisis about whether they are straight or gay, when really, they are bisexual.

"When I was dating Erica, I felt like a lesbian, but now that I'm dating Scott, I feel like a fake gay!" said the girl who is a 3 on the Kinsey scale. Her friends who were 0s and 6s on the Kinsey scale did not understand. Later she realized she was having a bidentity crisis, and she was in fact, not a gay or a "fake gay", but just a normal bisexual.

by obligatory_pseudonym November 10, 2021