Crunchy Pie

A Hairy pussy

I ate her crunchy pie.

by CarlitosE June 10, 2018

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Crunchy

a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores

My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha

by DiscoLemonade1976 June 18, 2018

Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Crunchy breath

It is a cough

Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor

by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018

Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.

“what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”

by gracenicole August 13, 2018