The man who stops the world for you. The moon in the sky. The love of ones life. Someone you never stop thinking about. With gentle eyes, a radiant smile, and a kiss that makes your knees weak. A different type of brotha. With a mention of his name, you can't help but smile. Your sweetest friend.
I'm so happy to have Jiminey Cricket in my life. Jiminey Cricket is the sweetest man I know. I'd give my all just to have one day with Jiminey Cricket
by WonderWomanReni May 9, 2011
Get the Jiminey Cricket mug.when one of two parties are speaking on the telephone past ten p.m. when one of the parties asks a question that could or could not be life changing. the opposite party reacts in a way that could only be described by the sounds of crickets.
ben husband: hey madi, i dont know where your heart is. why are you acting this way? i love you and i want us to be together.
madi wife: *no response hence the use of crickets*
ben husband: stop giving me those crickets and tell me how you feel.
madi wife: *no response hence the use of crickets*
ben husband: stop giving me those crickets and tell me how you feel.
by cheesemachine December 6, 2009
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A person who hate's on chris crocker and spends time putting him down. Even though it's stupid because if you really didn't like him then why bother spending your "valuble" time and write or say things about him. They usually have issue's with themselves or don't have a life. and more so sipping on hateraide and munching on hater-tots
This is a conversation between two chris crocker hater's
Hater One : I hate chris crocker !
Hater Two : SAME !
HAter One :
Let's waste our time and our lives, lets go on an urban dictionary and rant on him casuse were hating!
Hater Two : GREAT IDEA !
Hater One : I hate chris crocker !
Hater Two : SAME !
HAter One :
Let's waste our time and our lives, lets go on an urban dictionary and rant on him casuse were hating!
Hater Two : GREAT IDEA !
by Just saying June 28, 2008
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by dtotheOrDOuble E n January 31, 2004
Get the cockette mug.A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.
I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.
by fathat69 September 25, 2013
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"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"
by The maddog October 7, 2008
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loser and he really doesnt like you"
Person #2 " he never says anything to
me"
Person #1 "yep, hes a cricket!"
loser and he really doesnt like you"
Person #2 " he never says anything to
me"
Person #1 "yep, hes a cricket!"
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