“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023

A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
by anonymous March 26, 2022

"Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"
by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019

"DINO CRISIS SUX" quickly became a cultural symbol for bad games, or someone that is cursed enough to have the videogame titles they like being constantly ignored and/or hated upon.
by CVXfreak February 25, 2025

by 459395 April 28, 2023

Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me
by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023
