Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

Alabama cough syrup

Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.

Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup

by godofwordsand man April 30, 2023

Cough Drops

The dried spots on the inside of your windshield (windscreen) or outside of your computer monitor.

Usually caused by uncovered coughs and/or sneezes.

I had to clean the cough drops off my computer monitor, again.

by Miss Pirette August 5, 2021

The Fucking Cough

What adj does every time he comes back on to the mic to reintroduce himself. It is Adj’s way of letting you know that he is no longer afk.

Adj: *cough*
Ben: THE FUCKING COUGH
Taylor: SHUT UP ADJ
Sam: Callagher
Dan: I’m chilking :)

by crafter97 June 15, 2022

cough it up furball

First of the terms being used when you won a bet against someone involving money. The second one is used when you catch someone red handed, or have proof against that person doing something.

1.) Aaron: heh loser, Cough it up furball!
Dani: Fine! *gives Aaron twenty dollars*
2.) Kart: Kendra saw you kiss Pete Tora.
Kendra: so cough it up furball!

by Snikkartoodles February 26, 2021

jack cough

Jack off

I'm bouta go jack cough don't cum back here . Seriously don't

by Mippery. Lunatic. Sketchy. G March 10, 2024