political correctness

A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!

by Boogification April 18, 2008

Corner Gas

An Awesome Show on Comedy Central and CTV it's Based in Dog River, Saskatchewan
*Stars*
Brent Leroy, The Gas Station Owner

Oscar Leroy, Brent's Dad, Former Owner of Corner Gas.

Emma Leroy, Brent's Mom

Wanda Dollard, retail assistant at Corner Gas and smartest person in town

Richard Henry "Hank" Yarbo, Brent’s perpetually unemployed best friend and Best Canidate for Village Idiot :P

Sergeant Davis Quinton, the overly-sensitive senior police officer in Dog River.

Constable Karen Pelly, is the ambitious and sometimes neurotic junior police officer in Dog River

Corner Gas Rocks!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008

correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

corners

a game played on any form of transport
ex. car, bus, mini bus, train, tram, plane, etc...
how to play:
every time the vehicle turns a corner, the players of the game follow suit and try to squash the person at the end

WARNING: MAY GET VERY VIOLENT

Corners is a great game to play during a lengthy car trip, or a lengthy 5 hour plane trip

by Rambaldi December 26, 2006

Corner Guy

The single greatest human being in the whole universe. He likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. He likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. He is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. His high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. Also his name is Ryan.

There is no God but Corner Guy and Ty is his prophet.

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

come correct

to have manners

i'll slice your nose off the next time you don't come correct. see, i'm understanding so i'll let you slide this time.

by weeping-clown June 19, 2009

Callum's Corner

Callum's Corner or Callum Adams is a YouTuber with around 300k subscribers
He is well know for his self defence videos, mediocre reactions, meme reviews, and being called a tic tac by wilNE

Aw yeah mate did you see Callum's Corner s new sel defence video it was mental

by Incendence August 19, 2020