Corner Monkey

A person who is pretty much a loner all by themself

Person 1: *sitting in the corner at a dance by themself*
Person 2: why are you such a corner monkey?
person 1: Deal with it biznitch

by HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY April 14, 2012

dark corner

An area in a boat (or any other space) which is poorly lit where it is possible to get away with substandard workmanship.

'I fucked up that saw cut, and now there's a big gap. Do you want me to remake it?

'No, leave it, it's a Dark Corner.'

by vanderhoff October 23, 2012

Emo Corner

that place in your room with the bloodstains. Yeah, I know about yours.

Dude 1: Hey where's Julia?
Dude 2: Oh she's in her emo corner!

by blonde71694 March 29, 2008

Watermelon in the corner

term used for a large-breasted female being massaged by a male, Usually being a chest massage.

Dana and I did a watermelon in the corner at a party, and I ended up screwing her up the ass.

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

Corner Store

When a hooked sets up shop on a corner and sells you the stuff.

I went to a corner store yesterday, I was very pleased

by Sir_noms_alot June 19, 2016

turn the corner

While hungover from a night of debauchery the following day, beginning to sense the hangover leaving you, starting to feel better, etc. Characterized by mood shifts and a insane hunger to eat a shit ton of food.

Oh man, I got so wasted last night, and I've felt like shit all day, but I feel like i'm about to turn the corner now.

by lax bro44 October 4, 2010

Corner-dragged

When a girl is sort of fat, but she makes up for it by being tall.

Kind of like when you use your computer's PAINT and select an image, then drag it diagonally to the corner. The picture will look messed up, but it won't be too wide or too long.

Corner-dragged girls are not always ugly (nor are they always tall and fat at the same time), but usually tell when you see one. It just happens for some reason.

Karen is extremely hot, but doesn't she look a little corner-dragged to you?

I guess you could say that a big midget is corner-dragged.

by Aleister Dovely August 9, 2007