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angry cobra

When a male of the homo sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.
ex 1: Walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.
by shooooteh October 26, 2004
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kurt cobain

the lead singer of the band Nirvana. He was f-ing murderd bitch!

Rest in Peace Kurt Donald Cobain we will miss you forever.
Kurt Cobain Feb 20, 1967-April 4,1994
Courtney Love~I'll give you x amount of money to bump off my husband!
Hitman~Okay lady.
Kurt Cobain~You stupid bitch!
Hitman~pow pow
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brown cobra

Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.
"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"
by Noobles February 1, 2009
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mustang king cobra

a variant of the mustang 2 series that was built with a sexy body but had a pitiful 5.o engine that produced a shameful 139 horsepower.
when ever i see a mustang king cobra i shake my head in disgust and say a prayer for the designer of the car.
by laspina jr September 8, 2005
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kurt cobain

A true God. Played in the grunge band Nirvana.

Most people think he commited suicide, but with further looking into of the case it has been clear in some point o views he was actually MURDERED. See www.justiceforkurt.com, and decide for yourself.
by Heather September 19, 2003
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Kurt Cobain

The ultimate icon. A tormented soul and loving father who never wanted to be famous. He was Nirvana's frontman and had a beautifully haunting voice. Just check out 'Heart Shaped Box' and 'All Apologies' if you don't believe me.

He was a lovely looking man too. He didn't deserve Courtney Love as she's just a skanky ho. Oh well, at least he got a kid out of her. Thank god Frances Bean looks more like her dad than her mum!

He took his own life on April 5th, 1994. R.I.P Kurt. We miss you very much.
Some people reckon Kurt Cobain was murdered but that's rubbish. The only reason people say that is because they don't want to believe that their 'hero' put a gun against his head and pulled the trigger. He killed himself. Get over it.

I hate the way people talk about Kurt as if he's still alive. He's dead and he's not coming back. Deal with it.
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king cobra

When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.
I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.
by spitting cobra June 28, 2009
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