coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

by kgbish June 13, 2021

Coochie Catchers

A pair of pants, underwear or bikini bottoms that can get trapped in the lower area and create wedgies and an uncomfortable situation.

Gwyneth was not having a good day because she had accidentally worn a pair of coochie catchers and she was uncomfortable.

by quirkybitch101 November 19, 2020

Unsanitized Coochie

When someone wears the same underwear for more than 24 hours

You are gross !! Unsanitized Coochie

by cakeboy23 October 21, 2019

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010

Beatbox coochie

When you pull out of your partner and the WAP start fartin'.

Him: *pulls out*
Her: *WAP starts farting*
Him: Damn, she got beatbox coochie

by 3inst3in January 14, 2021

Coochie Gang

A group of grown ass pedos that own meme pages

Ayo did you know they were pedophiles? They like Coochie Gang

by demiksapedo November 28, 2020

Graveyard Coochie

A coochie that is straight out of planned parenthood.

“Did you hear that she just had an abortion? She got graveyard coochie!”

by TheMasterCoochieMan October 11, 2020