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companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.
Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"
by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022
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company man

a man or woman who often have the skills to persuade others thru the use of manipulative tactics. These individuals are pathological liars and psychopaths. They will try to charm you with helping you at first, but do not let these individuals fool you, it is not genuine, its a manipulation tactic of a narcissist. It is a game they play in hopes to persuade you to be on their side. Deep down this individual is troubled, they will often try to mimic the people who shines above them. And if that fails they will try anything to sabotage their reputation. Often they will live a miserable life, not spending time with their families, having resentment issues, and when they go, no one really cares.
I just worked with a company man last night, let me tell you, I will work harder to finish the job than work with this tool.
by a seeker not a destroyer September 25, 2022
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Compensation vehicle

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.
"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."
by Slovakchick March 2, 2023
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CompEvan

yo, are you subscribed to CompEvan?
by boi outsidezs March 12, 2023
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company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Companovership

Companion, lover and relationship all rolled into one.
When you naturally fall in love with a woman whom you happen to work with in the same organisation. You both become each others companover and begin a companovership. And that's how the infamous 'tales' began ladies and gentleman. Here's till were old and wrinkly.
by Eldorado Sidapello June 7, 2023
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compensating

when someone has a really huge pickup truck to compensate for a below average penis size
well endowed male: why the fuck is your pickup truck so big
small pp male: i'm compensating
by the_compensater July 21, 2024
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