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Reels Comments

Ahh, the comments of instagram reels. Basiclly, everything thats on instagram reels is a victim of the people who make those comments. Every comment usually is either racist, abelist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or something along the lines of that.
"Yo have you seen the Reels Comments?"
by hellooouuu February 9, 2024
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Boomerang comment

A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
*Filthy comment you missed*

A couple of seconds later...

"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
by People upset me. November 6, 2015
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Thirsty comment

When someone makes a sleazy, sexually inappropriate comment on someone’s photo or post.
Did you see all those thirsty comments on her photo.
by Jay.jay88 August 9, 2021
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I cunt comment

An individual on social media who turns on

‘No reply’ I.E their able to throw their two pence into a debate and run.
‘ Somebody online expressed to me their opinions on the geopolitical status of the Philippines yesterday

‘0 interesting what did you reply back?’

‘ I cunt comment, they were cyber cowards’
by I cunt comment May 18, 2022
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Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
by vodkvh July 21, 2019
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Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."
by flz_5848 October 17, 2024
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Comment Tator

A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.
Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!
by LaNerd May 10, 2011
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