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Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.
by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016
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coffee-ee

coffee-ee is used to best describe the strength of a coffee or a drink and contains coffee, i made this word when meeting an old friend and we both agreed this word should be shared :D
HMM ... This Drink Is Very Coffee-ee , Should Of Got Something A Bit Lighter ...
by Jrfordyboy2000 July 25, 2017
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Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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Bikini Coffee

The original Bikini Coffee Shop was founded by two brother's in Salem, Oregon. It started with one newspaper article in the local paper. Followed by local television news channels. Soon after Bikini Coffee was featured on CNN for its bikini themed coffee shops. The news exposure launched Bikini Coffee to franchise it's business, landing an astonishing 71 franchisees their very first year of being a franchisor.
Bikini Coffee was founded in May 2007.
by JustTheFactsMaam June 6, 2018
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Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow
happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this
by handlotion42 November 9, 2019
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Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.
"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"
by Why Dude Why March 6, 2019
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