cleaning the shish kabob

Masturbating

I got homw from work and started cleaning the shish kabob

by Tickels55 March 10, 2009

distance learning

learning from home and work

online classes can be used as an example for distance learning

by meghare February 5, 2010

learning disability

A brain abnormality/malfunction one has if/when not writing indexed annuities.

Wow....that monkey who calls himself a stockbroker has a learning disability. He only does stocks and mutual funds.

by tsg sc January 12, 2009

cleaning my keyboard

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.

quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...

by XemnasT July 25, 2011

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

Cleaning the Boat

"Cleaning the Boat" is a slang term for shaving your pubes. More specifically for a female to shave her pubes.

Me: "Hey whatcha up to?"
Friend: "Just cleaning the boat, you?"
Me: "Ew"

by Osama Is My Mama April 26, 2017

backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013